I think the letter "W" (Pronounced Double-You) should instead be called "Double-Vee".


I mean really, W does not look like two U's put together, as the name implies.


Here's two U's put together: UU.


See, that doesn't look like a W at all!


Now put two V's together: VV.


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winnah!


Two V's together look like a "Double-You", so why not just change the name of "W" to "Double-Vee?"


I realize this might seem silly and inconsequential to some, but it's the children I'm thinking of. Think about how their innocent little minds could be corrupted and perverted by the mispronunciation of a letter that should be pronounced "Double-Vee" as "Double-You."
Think about how this will lead to all kinds of delinquent behavior! And pretty soon, they'll all be addicted to meth and prostituting themselves and saying all kinds of naughty swear words like "dang" and "heck" and "cockamamie!"


Is this the kind of post apocalyptic wasteland we want to leave to our children, and our children's children (cause, let's face it, our children ARE going to get pregnant, and there's nothing we can do about it because abortion is sinful, as is masturbation, but I'll get to that in a later post)?


No, I say no!


I refuse to live in a Mad Max-style future, where rabid gangs of bikers in hockey masks roam the deserts (because in the future, all land will be deserts, which will have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with global warming, no matter what the liberal media would have you believe) fighting each other relentlessly for oil and water!


I refuse to let Comrade Obama destroy everything we hold dear, like our bibles and our guns (not necessarily in that order)!


There's a line we must draw in the sand here, people! And it starts with how we pronounce the letter "W".


It should not be pronounced "Double-You", it should be pronounced "Double-Vee"!


I rest my case.